A Welshman, Irishman, Scotsman and an Englishman are standing on top of a mountain.
The Irishman throws his hands in the air and shouts “THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY!” and jumps off the cliff.
The Welshman throws his hands in the air and shouts “THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY!” and follows the Irishman
The Scotsman shouts “THIS IS FOR SCOTLAND!” picks up the Englishman and throws him off the cliff.
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
i love this post every time
i found my 2nd grade diary
Foxes are weird. They’re like dogcats.
Fun fact: although foxes are canines, they are more feline than wolves and dogs. Very feline, in fact. The even have retractable claws.